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 Today I was walking down the road and saw someone talking to themselves about how the world is going to end tonight and how everything is meaningless and how religious theology is fundementally fallacious and how the eradication of the human race is the only solution.
So I gave him a cancer stick.
Then I told him that this book called "the Bible" has answers to all of his questions and that if he read this book called "the Bible" then he would be freed from the demons that control his mind and cause him to act in such ungodly ways.
Then I told him that this book called "the Bible" has answers to all of his questions and that if he read this book called "the Bible" then he would be freed from the demons that control his mind and cause him to act in such ungodly ways.
Then I told him that this book called "the Bible" has answers to all of his questions and that if he read this book called "the Bible" then he would be freed from the demons that control his mind and cause him to act in such ungodly ways.
Then I told him that this book called "the Bible" has answers to all of his questions and that if he read this book called "the Bible" then he would be freed from the demons that control his mind and cause him to act in such ungodly ways.
He pointed at me and said that I would fulfill all apocolyptic prophecies and through my faith I would cause the destruction of all mankind. So I told him to read this book called "the Bible" because if he did he would no longer succumb to such ungodly ways and I told him that he should go to this place called "the Church" because there are people there who would help him not be such an ungodly person and that he would make friends who believe in this religious called "Christianity" who believe in something called "the Trinity" and this entity called "the God" sent his only son called "the Jesus" to save these things that we all have that are called "the Soul."
He laughed at me and started walking in a circle (I believe the circumfrence of this circle was approximately 5.5 inches).
I threw this book called "the Bible" at him because I thought that doing would cause the overwhelming power of this entity called "the God" would infiltrate the demonic spirits that controlled him but it just ended up pissing him off so he started beating me up until I started calling on this entity called "the God" to make him stop beating me up.
Immediately after I asked this entity called "the God" to make him stop beating me he lost in balance while trying to kick me and fell into the road and was ran over by a large truck.
I am not sure what to make of this.
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